I hate that whenever I tell people, mostly my family, that my friend is suicidal they give me this look like they can’t fathom why I would still be friends with them, like it the most disgusting thing ever in existence. My mom even once said that ‘suicidal people are selfish’.
And it hurts because I’ve been suicidal too. And I don’t talk about it for this exact reason
It’s funny how uncomfortable my cat gets if I stare at her for a long time
Guy: think I could get her number?
Guy's Friend: No dude, you're a nerd, no girl in their right mind would give you their number
Me: *Looks over* xbox or playstation?
me: Halo or Call of Duty?
me: got a piece of paper on you?
A way I’ve found to stop myself from killing myself is that I take my phone out and send a group text to everyone I care about saying ‘I love you’. I count how many I have on the list, then I send it. Then I wait. Usually more will reply than I think.
Try it. The people in your life might care more than you think. And even if you do end up dying, don’t you want them to know that you love them?
Doctor: Oh somebody please execute me!
Robin: Oh yes, execute the old man!
Doctor: On second thought, execute /him/!
Robin: Yes, execute away!
Doctor: I wonder if you will keep laughing once your head is cut off!
Ya know, I promised myself that I’d never have a favorite Doctor, but then Peter came. He’s sarcastic, a bit rude, a showoff and totally fun. I love him so much and he’s awesome~ He’s my official favorite Doctor! (though, all of them will always hold a place in my heart)
"There is some evil in all of us, Doctor – even you. The Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation, and I may say you do not improve with age." - The Master (to the sixth Doctor)
waitwaitwaitwaitwaitWAIT! Hold the phone! *hands someone a phone* does this mean that, because we’re on the twelfth Doctor (or thirteenth? It was never clarified) that he’s going to be evil or something? Is that why Moffat is having him be so…well, undoctor-ish sometimes? Is the Doctor going bad? Will something happen that makes him go bad?
Or is it more like the Dream Lord? Like a separate entity or something? But judging by the quote that doesn’t sound like that’s what he meant…
GUYS I’M SCARED
Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Waiting for Godzilla to finished downloading
how much did it cost?
Me: hahahahaha! Good one
Me: ....oh...you were being serious...